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Haiku Discussion Thread

2017-01-05, 12:42 AM
#1
Discuss anything,
But each message that you post
Must be a haiku.
2017-01-05, 01:21 AM
#2
So much work to do.
The to-do list is endless.
Just blow my brains out.
2017-01-06, 11:59 PM
#3
Well, for what it's worth,
I think you're doing just fine.
Keep up the good work. B)
2017-03-12, 10:42 PM
#4
I just signed up here
I'm feeling quite nostalgic
and optimistic
2017-03-12, 10:57 PM
#5
Are you threatening me?
The senate will decide that!
I AM THE SENATE
2017-03-14, 03:10 AM
#6
Originally posted by "789"
You threatening me?
The senate will decide that!
I AM THE SENATE


I fixed that for you.
First line has five syllables,
Whereas yours had six.
2017-03-15, 04:38 PM
#7
Originally posted by "Methos"
Originally posted by "789"
You threatening me?
The senate will decide that!
I AM THE SENATE


I fixed that for you.
First line has five syllables,
Whereas yours had six.


Ah, I see that now,
Thought that word only had two.
Said it as "threat-ning".
2017-03-15, 10:38 PM
#8
Quote trees are broken.
I hoped no one would notice.
Now I must fix it.
2017-03-19, 04:22 PM
#9
Originally posted by "Trev"
Quote trees are broken.
I hoped no one would notice.
Now I must fix it.


Heh, I noticed that
But it shouldn't be hard to fix
Or perhaps it is?
2017-04-03, 09:50 PM
#10
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!

2017-04-03, 09:51 PM
#11
Originally posted by "789"
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!




If my above post
is deemed inappropriate
I apologize.
2017-04-03, 09:55 PM
#12
Originally posted by "789"
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!



These obnoxious brutes
are dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!*

I fixed my own post.
I had forgotten one word
in the first sentence.
2017-04-03, 10:50 PM
#13
Originally posted by "789"
Originally posted by "789"
Retribution Day.
A nice vanilla latte
enjoyed from Starbucks

These obnoxious brutes
dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!



These obnoxious brutes
are dating beautiful blondes.
It should have been me!*

I fixed my own post.
I had forgotten one word
in the first sentence.


What in the blazes!
I cannot even count now
second sentence, 'twas.
2017-04-05, 10:34 PM
#14
Originally posted by "789"
Heh, I noticed that
It shouldn't be hard to fix
Or perhaps it is?


I fixed that for you.
(Eight syllable second line?
Seven is correct.)

Originally posted by "789"
What in the blazes!
I cannot even count now
second sentence, 'twas.


Don't feel too bad, dude.
Someday I'll miscount, myself.
(...Won't my face be red?)
2017-04-07, 09:18 PM
#15
Originally posted by "Methos"
Originally posted by "789"
Heh, I noticed that
It shouldn't be hard to fix
Or perhaps it is?


I fixed that for you.
(Eight syllable second line?
Seven is correct.)



You sure about that?
According to a website
Shouldn't has but one

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/shouldn't
2017-04-08, 11:32 PM
#16
Originally posted by "789"
You sure about that?
According to a website
Shouldn't has but one

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/shouldn't


That website's broken.
Go look up "tsk" and "tsktsk".
Try this one instead.

2017-04-09, 01:27 AM
#17
Originally posted by "Methos"
Originally posted by "789"
You sure about that?
According to a website
Shouldn't has but one

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/shouldn't


That website's broken.
Go look up "tsk" and "tsktsk".
Try this one instead.



Right, that does makes sense.
The site I used is quite poor
if compared to that.
2017-04-09, 01:53 AM
#18
The fairest of girls
choose to mate only with the
most brutal of men

As opposed to me
I'm the Supreme Gentleman
Elliot Rodger
2017-04-20, 01:06 AM
#19
i hate this convo
this discussion is bullshit
please send me nudes now
2017-05-07, 01:27 AM
#20
Originally posted by "Angel"
i hate this convo
this discussion is bullshit
please send me nudes now


You wanted some nudes?
Here, the nudes you requested.
Please enjoy these nudes:

* Venus de Milo
* Michaelangelo's David
* Mexican Hairless
2017-05-09, 05:32 PM
#21
Originally posted by "Angel"
i hate this convo
this discussion is bullshit
please send me nudes now


Maybe send some
When I'm more presentable
In a few months time
2017-05-09, 05:34 PM
#22
It's a big maybe.
I likely won't send any
At least not for free

:O
2017-12-29, 04:11 AM
#23
"Shall I bump the thread?"
I think for just a moment.
"It's clear that I must."
2018-02-23, 10:29 PM
#24
Hello, my old friends.
I have missed you all dearly,
I hope all is well.
2018-03-27, 09:08 PM
#25
nostalgia on line
miss kicking your asses
hope everyone's well
2018-05-10, 01:55 PM
#26
I can't stay logged in.
To check for new messages,
Must login anew.

The alternative?
Memorize the post counter.
It's kinda pesky.
2018-05-10, 10:21 PM
#27
This annoys me too.
I will need to research it,
maybe this weekend.
2018-05-24, 09:54 AM
#28
Well, lo and behold...
I can now remain logged in!
This is much better.
2018-06-03, 04:02 AM
#29
Quoting is broken.
Are there brackets in his name?
That leads to weirdness.
2018-06-03, 02:41 PM
#30
Damn it all to hell!
My regex skills are lacking.
Add it to the list.
2018-06-16, 02:46 AM
#31
Could it become real?
Peace after sixty eight years?
We live in strange times.

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